allteensrelate:

my brain during school

image

(via unescapable)

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

(via trust)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

w

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(via unescapable)

callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

(Source: symphonyregalia, via trust)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: 4titty, via kianlawley)

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

(via trust)

trulyprada:

i need about 100000000000000000$ for new clothes

(Source: trulypanda, via lyingspoopyonthefloor)

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via seanp0donnell)